ATTENDANT: It is a tale told by an idiot.

by Max Gutmann and WIlliam Shakespeare
Kevin Hammond (The Duke, back to the camera) and Mark Vashro (Antonio). (photo Pear Theatre)
When Antonio returns from a successful diplomatic mission with a signed treaty and a new French bride, little does he suspect how quickly his happy life is about to fall apart. Can he set things right in time to save his marriage and prevent civil war? Kidnapping, cross-dressing, and flirtation combine in this madcap Shakespearean travesty, written by rearranging thousands of snippets cut from the plays of William Shakespeare.

You don't need to know any Shakespeare to enjoy this boisterous romp!