My lovely wife's Hungarian,

Which makes my hon' a Hun,

Descended from a war-like, ancient race.

They weren't humanitarian.

No, their idea of fun

Was wiping others out without a trace.

At plunderin' and harryin'

And violent ways to win,

The Huns worked hard and studied to excel.

They'd bash you into carrion

And toss you in a bin.

They specialized in giving people hell.

(Though when we spoke of marryin'

This never factored in,

It does explain my in-laws rather well.)